Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Auf Wiedersehen, Berlin!

Our last few days were a blur - meaning I can't remember a lot of what we did, besides hang out in biergartens and soak up Annie time and eat even more delicious food.  Oh!  And Meredith had a layover in Berlin and she came and toured the city with us for a few hours!  That was awesome.

We first went to the Reichstag, where Parliament currently resides, which was also the location of a very famous fire started by Hitler in the 1930s, which was also boarded up for a long time during communist bullshit.  But it's a beautiful building, and see that glass dome at the top?  We climbed it!


Best friends!



Before the climb.
There's an audio tour as you wind your way up the dome, giving you facts about Berlin, the Dome, the skyline you're looking at, etc.  Very interesting.

Spotted!  A cute nugget at the top of the dome.
We also wandered over to the Brandenberg Gate, which is a big time Berlin landmark.  After the wall went up, the gate was isolated and inaccessible and it got lots of media coverage when the wall opened in 1989.  It's basically just been a site for major historical events and "is today considered a symbol of the tumultuous history of Europe and Germany, but also of European unity and peace."  Thanks, Wikipedia.

The six of us.

Next up was the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe, built in 2003-2004, which...as you can see, is a huge concrete "field" of big concrete slabs arranged in a grid pattern.  It's been said that the memorial resembles a cemetery and is supposed to produce "an uneasy, confusing atmosphere, and the sculpture aims to represent an ordered system that has lost touch with human reason."  Which I get.  As you can see from the following pictures, it looks neat, clean, orderly from the outside.  Not so bad.  But you start walking in between the columns/slabs, the ground starts sloping, the slabs get taller, you get confused, and you can't really see your way out.  Kind of like the whole Nazi movement to begin with!  Symbolism, people!  It's powerful stuff.


Another big controversy was that a German company was making a special anti-graffiti chemical substance for the slabs.  Turns out this same company helped make the Zyklon-B gas used in the concentration camps.  NOT GOOD.  Some people think it's a sick irony and some people say it's this company's way of giving back and apologizing.  You decide.



Mere may or may not be too short to be seen from behind this slab but she's giving me bunny ears.
I smiled but Meredith felt better looking somber.

Oh look, a spot of sunshine in a sad memorial!

She's playing with Mere's bracelets and looking pretty good too.

See, look!  I'm stylin.  Cause I'm the cutest.

Annie's two gay dads.
I don't have any other pictures of us with Meredith, dangit.  But we ate a delicious German lunch with the ooiest gooiest cheesiest spaetzle you ever had (besides the stuff Lauren made for us on Monday night), and then she had to catch her plane to Dubrovnik, by way of Helsinki.  She's a trooper.

Drew and I wandered around Prenzlauer Berg, a super cute area of Berlin with shops and restaurants and pretty apartment buildings.  Lovely.

We both napped on a quaint little park bench for a little while.

And had koffee und kuchen at AnnaBlume.

Strawberry Rhubarb heaven!

Then met Lauren and Annie and John for beers at Pratergarten, where Annie only sat still long enough to take this pic! She's a woman on the move, that one.

Friday and Saturday were silly days of dancing in the apartment and lounging around.

And wearing sunglasses in her high chair.

And hugging her tight before she went down for a nap and we had to leave.  :(
We left for Croatia Saturday afternoon, and while I thankfully didn't cry telling her or John or Lauren goodbye, I definitely did on the plane.  And later that night in our hotel.  And just a little the next day.  Leaving her is so hard!!  I hate it!  Oh gosh, I could cry right now just thinking about it.  Help!!

Anyways, Berlin was an amazing and informative adventure with John and Lauren, and they were the ultimate hosts.  Having someone literally live in your living room and share a bathroom with you for 8 days isn't easy for anyone, family or not, and they were such graceful champs about it.  They planned everything we did, which is also annoying as a host (especially when they'd ask "What are you guys in the mood for for dinner?" and we'd respond "Uhh...we don't care.  What do you suggest?"), but they never complained once and had a million ideas and itineraries in their back pockets.  So thank you, Lauren and John, for a really incredible week!!  We'll never forget it and hope we can do it again next year.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

An Evening in Dresden

On Tuesday during our stay in Berlin, we decided to take a little overnight trip to Dresden.  It's a quick 2-hour train ride, and we wanted to see the sights and give Lauren and John a break from having two people sleeping in their living room.

Dresden is a beautiful little town whose entire face was changed after a pretty humongous and controversial WWII bombing in February of 1945.  It killed 25,000 civilians (including refugees from other places in Europe hoping to find safety) and destroyed a bunch of the gorgeous buildings from it's Saxon past.  

[Reasons for it's controversy: Americans and British justified the bombing cause it was a "military and industrial target" where rail transport and communication were important, but they actually didn't even bomb any of the rail transport systems or "communication centers".  It sounds like they just bombed them to be jerks and lower their moral.  Another one of those eye-opening American moments where you're like "Who us!?  Surely not."  And of course the Germans did stuff like this too in England and ruined lives but...I don't know.  It just wasn't the best picture of us.  And then they ended up being in the Iron Curtain for 40+ years, so that sucked too!  Poor Dresden.]

Moving on!

We love reading Rick Steves' books (even though he's not a nice person in real life, per Anna and Nell), and he always provides great walking tours of all of the cities he writes about.  So we took one.  I am now without the book so I don't know what half these buildings are, but I'm posting a few pics of them anyway.
Semperoper - the gorgeous opera house.

The Kreuzkirche, an Evangelical church, and the largest church in Saxony!
The inner courtyard of the Zwinger, a palace built by Augustus the Strong as an orangery, exhibition gallery, and festival arena for the Court.


The Zwinger glockenspiel, which also houses a porcelain museum.  The bell rings every hour with bells made of...what else?  Porcelain!

A Soviet building with Socialist Realist murals on the side.  Typical.

The Furstenzug, a large painted mural from 1870 which depicts the line of Saxon rulers throughout history. 

This is the Frauenkirche - a Lutheran church built in the 18th century, then destroyed in the bombing.  They left it's ruins as a war memorial, and then it was rebuilt when Germany reunited.  They completed the rebuilding and renovation in 2005.  Crazy!

And there's ol' Martin Luther out there, with this theses and opinions.

Part of the town square near the Frauenkirche, lined with tons of pretty restaurants and places to sit outside in the shadow of the church.  


The River Elbe, where we sat up top on a balcony and had an evening drink.

One of the pretty hilarious parts of the trip was our evening meal.  We carefully surveyed menus at all of the outdoor restaurants and finally decided on a generic but delicious-looking German place that served typical Saxon dishes.  I noticed something called Leberkase, which was hailed as being an "authentic German pork dish" with potatoes and sweet mustard.  Priding myself on my willingness to try just about anything and adapt the "When in Rome!" attitude, I asked the waitress a little more about this mystery dish.  In her broken English she said "It's...pork.  But don't ask me anything else about it cause I can't describe it.  But it's good."  I enthusiastically told her I'd have it - why not?  And it came with a fried egg on top!  Yum!

What came out was this.  The table over had their food delivered and the man had received something with a fried egg on top of what looked like a loaf of spam.  "Um...did you get something with a fried egg on top?" he cautiously asked.  I glanced over and knew that that's what I'd ordered.  Damnit.


And this is what came out.  Spam.  I just looked up the definition of Leberkase in German and it literally means "liver cheese".  Oh Lord.  It's actually pork, bacon, and onions all ground together and formed into a loaf and baked, resembling bologna, but...still.  Come on.  This isn't what I signed up for. I ate about half of it and politely told the waitress I just wasn't hungry anymore and devoured Drew's beef, potato, dumping and onion dish when he wasn't looking.  Ah well.  It's all about trying new things and new experiences, right?  Dangit.

We also made an appointment to visit the treasury the next day, the Grunes Gewolbe, which houses tons of amazing stuff from Augustus the Strong's time.  Really cool.

Dresden was a LOVELY city and we'd highly recommend it to anyone.  You don't need more than a night there but it's charming and beautiful, and has a very rich history.  But we were anxious to get back to our little angel bebe so...we did.  More on the final days in Berlin tomorrow!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Berlin: A (Recent) History

There was so much about Berlin's history that I learned on this trip - things I felt like I should have known already or heard mentioned, but didn't REALLY know or understand.  I was planning on writing something about Berlin's sordid past for people like me who thought they knew but really didn't, but then I figured I'd let my best pal and brother, the history major, the German-speaker, the former Berlin resident, write it.    So here's a guest post from my bruder, John!
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When Lauren asked me to write a ‘short, sweet, funny’ guest post about Berlin’s history, my initial reaction was, well, Berlin’s history is neither short, sweet, nor funny, so this will be a short post indeed! I mean, Berlin was founded back in the 12th century; established as the capital of a small militarized European country known Prussia during the 18th and 19th centuries; later served as the capital of the still militant German Empire that culminated in the tragedy of World War I and as the capital of Hitler’s yet again remilitarized Nazi Germany; and for another quarter of a century was bizarrely divided by into two halves by a 12-ft high, 96-mile concrete wall that came to symbolize the Cold War. But never one to pass up a challenge, here’s my best effort to give you a concise and entertaining primer on the Berlin history you received during those last two frantic weeks of high school but never really learned.

Recent European history has been dominated by the German Question: how would you like your Schnitzel? Or, what to do about a country that is, as Henry Kissinger once lamented, too big for Europe but too small for the world? Because Germany in general and Berlin in particular has been central to Europe’s most devastating wars, and because it was commonly believed that he who controls Berlin controls Europe, the four victors of World War II – the US, Russia/Soviet Union, Britain, and France – had what seemed a brilliant idea after a major war. Let’s just divide up Germany among us and we won’t have that pesky German problem any more. Perhaps like this:



But wait, what about Berlin, stuck way out there in the Soviet section? If those Americans/Commies control Berlin, they’ll control Europe! Which leads to another brilliant idea: we’ll just divide Berlin among us much like we did Germany. Like this:



But where one problem is solved, another one is created. What should the new Germany look like? Obviously democratic and capitalist and freedom-loving like us, said the Americans, British, and French. Obviously a communist utopia like us, said the Soviets. So in the end the Americans, British, and French simply merged their sectors and created democratic, capitalist West Germany, while the Soviet sector became communist East Germany. The American, British, and French sectors of Berlin became West Berlin, belonging to West Germany, and the Soviet half of Berlin was merged with East Germany. And the two lived side-by-side happily ever after!

Not so fast. Hundreds of thousands were fleeing East Germany for the West. So the East closed and secured the border. But having a little West German oasis in the heart of East Germany was still rather awkward, since people could escape simply by crossing into West Berlin. Kinda like locking your little sister in her room but leaving the back door escape unsecured. The solution? If you guessed “build a wall around West Berlin in the middle of the night when no one would expect it,” you’re basically correct. That’s what happened on 13 August 1961. In a matter of hours a fence closed off an entire city. Hope you weren’t visiting family or friends or a club on the East side that night! Because you’re now stuck.

And there you have it. Soon a barrier of chain fences, barbed wire and concrete walls, complete with land mines, tank traps, electric trip wires, and search lights, divided West and East Berlin for 28 years. Families and friends physically cut off from each other for decades. Many thousands tried to escape, several hundred died trying. There are two good picture slideshows of the Wall’s history, here and here.  But flash forward several decades, and thanks to the slow fracturing of the Soviet Union, growing political demonstrations against the government, a David Hasselhoff song, and a bureaucratic miscommunication, the Wall was finally opened on 9 November 1989. The city was reunited, the East German government collapsed, and the two Germanys were reunified within a year.

So why is this relevant for Lauren and Drew’s visit, or anyone’s visit to Berlin, you may be asking? It’s because Berlin isn’t some idyllic Bavarian town like Munich, it’s rough and gritty and under permanent construction. It bears the destruction of two world wars and the scarring of the Cold War division that ended a mere twenty years ago. On the surface, it’s ugly and harsh. But just scratch the surface and you’ll find the Berlin worth exploring. Touristy things that we dragged Lauren and Drew to see like the Brandenburg Gate, Alexanderplatz, East Side Gallery, and the Reichstag are only really interesting in this historical context. Hitler’s Germany, communist Germany, and hip, modern, multi-culti Germany collide here unavoidably: cozy biergartens sit (un)comfortably in the shadows of the barbed-wire death strips of the former Wall and hip neighborhoods display all manner of communist-era decor. This is what we tried to show Lauren and Drew during their visit (well, when they weren’t obsessing over our daughter!). And this is what I hope you remember when you plan your next visit here.

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John is a perpetual student who enjoys debating whether his doctoral work qualifies as a real job. He’s a lover of all things German. He and his wife once kept a blog, Life with Umlauts, detailing their exploits around Berlin. Maybe one day they’ll dust it off and add a new chapter.


Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Berlin: Part 2

I've convinced my bro to write a guest post about some Berlin history for all you dummies out there (JK, I was one too until about 3 weeks ago), but he's working on it so I'll post some more pics!

We went to a badass museum called the Pergamon, which houses a bunch of "archaeological holdings" from all over the world through history!  They literally dug up a bunch of famous humongous things and brought them to Berlin.  (Which may or may not be controversial as these things may not belong in Berlin but whatevs!)  Really cool.

This is the Pergamom Altar from 184 BC, built on the acropolis in the ancient city of Pergamon in Asia Minor.  Can you believe the size of that thing?  In a museum!  

This is the Market Gate of Miletus, built in the 2nd century AD, and was destroyed by an earthquake in the 10th or 11th century.  So the excavators dug up the fragments and brought them back and reconstructed it.

The Ishtar Gate, constructed in 575BC by the order of King Nebuchadnezzar.  Like the guy in the Old Testament.  This is bonkers.

It was the 8th gate to the inner city of Babylon!  And here's a creepster photo bombing my picture.

The Germans have a sweet tradition of Kaffee & Kuchen in the afternoons - a German tradition I can get behind!  We loved these afternoons.
Though a particular bebe made sitting down for longer periods of time virtually impossible.  Here she is walking with her mama while she runs towards her daddy.  Pretty darn cute.
Caught her!  She looks pretty over me at this point but don't let that fool you.  She loves me.

And she llloovveess her Uncle "Djoo", as she calls him.  And he lets her slobber all over his ice cream.
Doesn't stop him - anything to get her to sit still in his lap!


We also wandered over to the East Side Gallery, which is one of the longest stretches of the remaining Berlin Wall, and home to a bunch of commissioned graffiti all over it.  This is one of the more famous ones of Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev and East German President Erich Honnecker embracing and smooching after a speech, which was evidently a common thing.  Now it's just a famous pic/mural.

More zaniness.

Cute family.

Ahhh!
Currywurst!  A delicious Berlin specialty - basically cut up sausage, fries, and a sweet tomatoey sauce.

And then we went to a playground one morning and had a ball.

Surprise!  There's a camera in my face cause I'm a cutie.

Showing off his tight-rope walking skills.




She literally just marches everywhere, as if she's on a mission.

Swinging with her favorite aunt.  We're best pals.


They completed their own ropes course!  Way to go guys!

Good looking couple alert.
More marching.


They had these painted all over the park.  I thought they were funny.
Up next: some interesting history!  Goodnight!